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May 25, 2005
Something about The Head
Last night I had the most horrible nightmare. I was the guest on Saturday Night Live, you know, the one that is usually a famous person. So I was doing all these skits with really funny people. Only I was choking badly. In one skit I was on the Weekend Update part, and they had me talking to Chris Farley (who is dead, thank you) and they made him sit in a wheelchair and I was suppose to, I guess, make up funny shit about crippled dead people. But like I said, I choked, I failed miserably, at my first SNL appearance. It was the most awful feeling, like a black cloud descending and smothering me.
It was so real, with Amy Pohler showing me where on the stage the next skit would be... very, very scary and weird.
So then I felt this pressure on the back of my head, like a small animal had jumped in my open window and clamped on to my head and wouldn't let go. I thought it was real! I woke up in a total panic. It was a tough night in Alternative Universe Land.
I've had a headache all day from that fucking animal. I kid you not.
Just to make my day a little brighter though this picture was all over the internet today.

Oh my god! I guess Mr. Spector's going to go for the not guilty/just totally insane thing.
Posted by Shannon at May 25, 2005 5:18 PM
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Nice nightmare, Shannon. What were you doing previous to sleep??? And what is up w/Phil Spector? I saw that picture, too. Does he think a little afro will get him off?
Anyway, keep dreaming, stop nightmaring. Did you rid yourself of the animal on your head? c
Posted by: Cheryl at May 28, 2005 9:41 AM
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